Polonius' Question: "Do you know me:?

Mr. Poffenroth, vice-principal in charge of discipline since forever, has heard that you are having a few problems. As a matter of fact, he seems to think you might be a little crazy, and he calls you into his office and asks, "Do you know me?"

You probably answer:

Yes sir, Mr. Poffenroth, you're the vice-principal.
Yes, there's nothing wrong with me.
Yes indeed, you are Puff the Magic Dragon.

Later, you wish that you had said:

!#%^* you, you old !#%^*!
Yes, can you help me with my personal problems?
Yes indeed, you are Puff the Magic Dragon.