Two dudes who you knew pretty well when you were as stupid as they still are show up at your place. You're pretty glad to see them and more than a little surprised, and you ask what's up. They reply with jokes. You join in, then ask them what they think of the hell-hole where you live; they tell you that you ought to change your attitude. Now you:

• Invite them to have a drink or two while you talk about old times.
• Make an excuse to go someplace else, where they can't follow.
• Ask them if they aren't up to something.