Hamlet: Act 5, Scene 1
Enter two CLOWNS.
CLOWNS: rustics, simpletons.
First Clown
1 Is she to be buried in Christian burial that
2 willfully seeks her own salvation?
2. salvation: malapropism for "damnation" or "destruction."
Second Clown
3 I tell thee she is: and therefore make her grave
4 straight: the crowner hath sat on her, and finds it
4. straight: immediately. crowner: malapropism for "coroner." sat on her: i.e., had an official hearing concerning her case. —The phrase "sat on her" is an accurate representation of how lawyers wrote, but when the Clown says it, absurd images rise in the mind.
5 Christian burial.
First Clown
6 How can that be, unless she drowned herself in her
7 own defence?
Second Clown
8 Why, 'tis found so.
First Clown
9 It must be "se offendendo"; it cannot be else.
9. se offendendo: i.e., criminally (as opposed to se defendendo, "in self-defense." ) — First Clown is proudly using lawyers' jargon.
10 For here lies the point: if I drown myself wittingly,
11 it argues an act: and an act hath three branches: it
12 is, to act, to do, to perform: argal, she drowned
12. argal: malapropism for "ergo," which is Latin for "therefore."
13 herself wittingly.
Second Clown
14 Nay, but hear you, goodman delver—
First Clown
15 Give me leave. Here lies the water; good: here
16 stands the man; good; if the man go to this water,
17 and drown himself, it is, will he, nill he, he goes
17. will he, nill he: i.e., whether he wants to or not. —This phrase is the ancestor of "willy-nilly."
18 —mark you that; but if the water come to him and
19 drown him, he drowns not himself: argal, he that is
20 not guilty of his own death shortens not his own life.
Second Clown
21 But is this law?
First Clown
22 Ay, marry, is't; crowner's quest law.
22. crowner's quest: coroner's inquest. ...more
Second Clown
23 Will you ha' the truth on't? If this had not been
24 a gentlewoman, she should have been buried out o'
25 Christian burial.
First Clown
26 Why, there thou say'st: and the more pity that great
26. there thou say'st: i.e., that's right.
27 folk should have countenance in this world to drown
27. countenance: privilege.
28 or hang themselves, more than their even-Christian.
28. even-Christian: fellow-Christians.
29 Come, my spade. There is no ancient gentleman
30 but gardeners, ditchers, and grave-makers: they
31 hold up Adam's profession.
Second Clown
32 Was he a gentleman?
First Clown
33 He was the first that ever bore arms.
Second Clown
34 Why, he had none.
34. none: i.e., no coat of arms.
First Clown
35 What, art a heathen? How dost thou understand the
36 Scripture? The Scripture says Adam digged:
37 could he dig without arms? I'll put another
38 question to thee: if thou answerest me not to the
39 purpose, confess thyself—
39. confess thyself: This is probably half of the phrase "Confess thyself and be hanged." ...more
Second Clown
40 Go to.
40. Go to: This is an all-purpose riposte, which can, depending on the tone of voice, mean anything from "please stop" to "go to hell."
First Clown
41 What is he that builds stronger than either the
42 mason, the shipwright, or the carpenter?
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Second Clown
43 The gallows-maker; for that frame outlives a
44 thousand tenants.
First Clown
45 I like thy wit well, in good faith: the gallows
46 does well; but how does it well? it does well to
47 those that do ill: now thou dost ill to say the
48 gallows is built stronger than the church: argal,
49 the gallows may do well to thee. To't again, come.
Second Clown
50 Who builds stronger than a mason, a shipwright, or
51 a carpenter?
First Clown
52 Ay, tell me that, and unyoke.
52. unyoke: i.e., call it a day. — Unyoking the oxen was a signal that the day's work was done, and it was time to relax.
Second Clown
53 Marry, now I can tell.
First Clown
54 To't.
Second Clown
55 Mass, I cannot tell.
55. Mass: i.e., by the mass. —This was a common expression of surprise or frustration.
Enter HAMLET and HORATIO [at a distance].
First Clown
56 Cudgel thy brains no more about it, for your dull
57 ass will not mend his pace with beating; and, when
58 you are asked this question next, say "a grave-maker":
59 the houses that he makes last till doomsday. Go, get
60 thee in, and fetch me a stoup of liquor.
60. stoup of liquor: two quarts of a beverage. —The most popular beverage of the time was ale.
Exit Second Clown.
[First Clown digs and sings.]
61 In youth, when I did love, did love,
62 Methought it was very sweet,
63 To contract, O, the time, for, ah, my behove,
64 O, methought, there was nothing meet.
61-64. In . . . meet: —This appears to be a garbled version of the first stanza of a well-known poem entitled, "The Aged Lover Renounceth Love." In the second two lines, the "O," "ah," and "O" apparently represent the grunts the Clown makes as he throws up shovelfuls of dirt.
HAMLET
65 Has this fellow no feeling of his business, that he
66 sings at grave-making?
HORATIO
67 Custom hath made it in him a property of
68 easiness.
67-68. Custom: habit. a property of easiness: i.e., a thing he can do with complete ease of mind.
HAMLET
69 'Tis e'en so: the hand of little employment hath
70 the daintier sense.
69-70. 'Tis e'en so: that's exactly right. the hand of little employment hath the daintier sense: i.e., the person who isn't used to such work has a more delicate sensitivity.
First Clown
Song.
The song is a mash-up of two more stanzas of "The Aged Lover Renounceth Love."
71 But age, with his stealing steps,
72 Hath claw'd me in his clutch,
73 And hath shipped me into the land,
73. shipped me into the land: — in "The Aged Lover Renounceth Love," the phrase "hath shipped me into the land / From whence I first was brought," means "has returned me to the dust from which I was created."
74 As if I had never been such.
[Shovels up a skull.]
HAMLET
75 That skull had a tongue in it, and could sing once:
76 how the knave jowls it to the ground, as if it were
76. jowls: dashes.
77 Cain's jaw-bone, that did the first murder! It
78 might be the pate of a politician, which this ass
79 now o'er-reaches; one that would circumvent God,
78-79. politician: schemer. which this ass now o'er-reaches: —Hamlet is making a joke. The aim of a "politician" is to "o'er-reach" (over-reach, snatch the prize away from, outwit) his victims. Now the over-reacher has been over-reached by the gravedigger ("this ass"), who reaches into the grave and throws out the politician's skull.
80 might it not?
HORATIO
81 It might, my lord.
HAMLET
82 Or of a courtier; which could say "Good
83 morrow, sweet lord! How dost thou, good
84 lord?" This might be my lord such-a-one,
85 that praised my lord such-a-one's horse,
86 when he meant to beg it; might it not?
HORATIO
87 Ay, my lord.
HAMLET
88 Why, e'en so: and now my Lady Worm's;
89 chapless, and
knocked about the mazzard
89. chapless: lacking the lower jaw. mazzard: i.e., head. Literally, a "mazzard" is a kind of cherry.
90 with a sexton's spade. Here's fine revolution,
90. revolution: change. and: if.
91 and we had the trick to see't. Did these bones
91. trick: knack. ...more
92 cost no more the breeding, but to play at loggats
93 with 'em? mine ache to think on't.
91‑93. Did . . . 'em?: Didn't the nurturing of these bones make them worth more than to be pieces in a game? —Loggats is a game in which blocks of wood are thrown at a stake. mine: i.e., my bones.
First Clown
Song.
Song: This song is a paraphrase of another stanza from "The Aged Lover Renounceth Love."
94 "A pick-axe, and a spade, a spade,
95 For and a shrouding sheet:
95. For and: and moreover.
96 O, a pit of clay for to be made
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97 For such a guest is meet."
[Throws up another skull.]
HAMLET
98 There's another: why may not that be the skull of
99 a lawyer? Where be his quiddities now, his quillities,
99. quiddities: quibbles. quillities: quiddities. These two lawyerly words have a difference without a distinction.
100 his cases, his tenures, and his tricks? Why does he
100. tenures: titles to real estate.
101 suffer this rude knave now to knock him about the
102 sconce with a dirty shovel, and will not tell him of
102. sconce: head. This is a joking, slangy term.
103 his action of battery? Hum! This fellow might be
103. action of battery: i.e., lawsuit to recover damages for assault and battery.
104 in's time a great buyer of land, with his statutes,
105 his recognizances, his fines, his double vouchers,
104-105. statutes, recognizances: bonds securing debts. double vouchers: documents guaranteeing title to real estate, signed by two persons.
106 his recoveries: is this the fine of his fines, and
107 the recovery of his recoveries, to have his fine pate
106-107. recoveries, fines: legal maneuvers to clear debt. ...more fine of his fines: outcome of his legal actions.
108 full of fine dirt? will his vouchers vouch him no more
109 of his purchases, and double ones too, than the length
110 and breadth of a pair of indentures? The very convey-
110. pair of indentures: two copies of a contract. ...more conveyances: documents relating to transfer of property.
111 ances of his lands will hardly lie in this box; and must
111. this box: —It looks like Hamlet is referring to a casket, but the two persons whose skulls have been dug up don't seem to have been buried in caskets. In any case, it seems clear that Hamlet means that the lawyer's paperwork takes up more room than his grave.
112 the inheritor himself have no more, ha?
HORATIO
113 Not a jot more, my lord.
HAMLET
114 Is not parchment made of sheepskins?
HORATIO
115 Ay, my lord, and of calf-skins too.
HAMLET
116 They are sheep and calves which seek out
117 assurance in that. I will speak to this fellow.
117. assurance in that: i.e., a feeling of safety based on the fact that the parchment for legal documents is made of leather.
118 Whose grave's this, sirrah?
118. sirrah: —This was a term of address to inferiors, which could be insulting, though I don't think Hamlet means it to be in this case.
First Clown
119 Mine, sir. [Sings.]
120 "O, a pit of clay for to be made
121 For such a guest is meet."
HAMLET
122 I think it be thine, indeed; for thou liest in't.
122. thou liest: you are telling a lie.
First Clown
123 You lie out on't, sir, and therefore it is not yours:
123. You lie out on't: you are outside of it.
124 for my part, I do not lie in't, and yet it is mine.
HAMLET
125 Thou dost lie in't, to be in't and say it is thine:
126 'tis for the dead, not for the quick; therefore thou
126. quick: living.
127 liest.
First Clown
128 'Tis a quick lie, sir; 'twill away gain, from me to
129 you.
HAMLET
130 What man dost thou dig it for?
First Clown
131 For no man, sir.
HAMLET
132 What woman, then?
First Clown
133 For none, neither.
HAMLET
134 Who is to be buried in't?
First Clown
135 One that was a woman, sir; but, rest her soul,
136 she's dead.
HAMLET
137 How absolute the knave is! we must speak by the card,
137. absolute: i.e., wittily precise. by the card: precisely. ...more
138 or equivocation will undo us. By the Lord, Horatio,
138. equivocation: punning, use of words in a double sense.
139 these three years I have taken a note of it; the age is
139. these ... years: i.e., for quite a while now.
140 grown so pick'd that the toe of the peasant comes so
140. pick'd: overly refined.
141 near the heel of the courtier, he galls his kibe. How long
141. galls his kibe: chafes the chilblains on his heel. Chilblains are the painful inflammation of small blood vessels in the skin.
142 hast thou been a grave-maker?
First Clown
143 Of all the days i' the year, I came to't that day
144 that our last king Hamlet overcame Fortinbras.
HAMLET
145 How long is that since?
First Clown
146 Cannot you tell that? every fool can tell that: it
147 was the very day that young Hamlet was born;
148 he that is mad, and sent into England.
HAMLET
149 Ay, marry, why was he sent into England?
First Clown
150 Why, because he was mad: he shall recover his
151 wits there; or, if he do not, it's no great matter
152 there.
HAMLET
153 Why?
First Clown
154 'Twill, a not be seen in him there; there the men
155 are as mad as he.
HAMLET
156 How came he mad?
First Clown
157 Very strangely, they say.
HAMLET
158 How strangely?
First Clown
159 Faith, e'en with losing his wits.
HAMLET
160 Upon what ground?
First Clown
161 Why, here in Denmark: I have been sexton
162 here, man and boy, thirty years.
161-162. I have been sexton here, man and boy, thirty years: —A sexton is a kind of janitor and handyman, responsible for the upkeep of his church. Since this sexton's first day on the job was the day Hamlet was born, Hamlet must be thirty years old, but I don't know why that information should show up at this point in the play.
HAMLET
163 How long will a man lie i' the earth ere he
164 rot?
First Clown
165 I' faith, if he be not rotten before he die—as we
166 have many pocky corses now-a-days, that will scarce
166. pocky: rotten with venereal disease.
167 hold the laying in—he will last you some eight year
167. hold the laying in: last out the burial.
168 or nine year: a tanner will last you nine year.
HAMLET
169 Why he more than another?
First Clown
170 Why, sir, his hide is so tanned with his trade, that
171 he will keep out water a great while; and your water
171-172. your . . . your: —This use of "your" is a slangy way of indicating that what is being said is, or should be, common knowledge. whoreson: son-of-a-bitchin'.
172 is a sore decayer of your whoreson dead body.
173 Here's a skull now; this skull has lain in the earth
174 three and twenty years.
HAMLET
175 Whose was it?
First Clown
176 A whoreson mad fellow's it was: whose do you think
177 it was?
HAMLET
178 Nay, I know not.
First Clown
179 A pestilence on him for a mad rogue! a' poured a
180 flagon of Rhenish on my head once. This same skull,
180. flagon: pitcher used to serve wine. Rhenish: Rhine wine.
181 sir, was Yorick's skull, the king's jester.
HAMLET
182 This?
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First Clown
183 E'en that.
HAMLET
184 Let me see.
[Takes the skull.]
185 Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of
186 infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne me
187 on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred
186-187. he hath borne me on his back: i.e., he has given me piggy-back rides. —Yorick has been dead for twenty-three years, and Hamlet is thirty years old, which means that Hamlet was about six or seven at the time.
188 in my imagination it is! my gorge rises at it. Here hung
189 those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where
190 be your gibes now? your gambols? your songs? your
191 flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on
192 a roar? Not one now, to mock your own grinning? quite
193 chop-fallen? Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell
193. chop-fall'n: dejected. —Hamlet is punning; Yorick is so "chop-fall'n" that his chops (jaws) have fallen entirely off.
194 her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must come;
194. paint: i.e., apply make-up. favour: appearance.
195 make her laugh at that. Prithee, Horatio, tell me one thing.
HORATIO
196 What's that, my lord?
HAMLET
197 Dost thou think Alexander looked o' this fashion i'
Alexander: Alexander the Great, 356 - 323 BC.
198 the earth?
HORATIO
199 E'en so.
HAMLET
200 And smelt so? pah!
[Puts down the skull].
HORATIO
201 E'en so, my lord.
HAMLET
202 To what base uses we may return, Horatio!
203 Why may not imagination trace the noble dust
204 of Alexander, till he find it stopping a bunghole?
stopping a bunghole: The bung (stopper) of a bunghole could be made of clay.
HORATIO
205 'Twere to consider too curiously, to consider
205. curiously: closely.
206 so.
HAMLET
207 No, faith, not a jot; but to follow him thither with
208 modesty enough, and likelihood to lead it: as
208. modesty: reasonableness.
209 thus: Alexander died, Alexander was buried,
210 Alexander returneth into dust; the dust is earth; of
211 earth we make loam; and why of that loam, whereto he
211. loam: moistened clay mixed with stiffeners such as straw. —It was used to make bricks, wall plaster, etc.
212 was converted, might they not stop a beer-barrel?
213 Imperious Caesar, dead and turn'd to clay,
214 Might stop a hole to keep the wind away:
215 O, that that earth, which kept the world in awe,
216 Should patch a wall to expel the winter flaw!
216. flaw: gust of wind.
217 But soft! but soft awhile: here comes the king.
Enter KING, QUEEN, LAERTES,
[a Priest, courtiers,] and the corse.
corse: corpse.
218 The queen, the courtiers. Who is this they follow?
219 And with such maimed rites? This doth betoken
219. maimed rites: lack of the usual rites accorded to someone deceased.
220 The corse they follow did with desperate hand
221 Fordo its own life: 'twas of some estate.
221. Fordo its: destroy its of some estate: of high rank.
222 Couch we awhile, and mark.
222. Couch we: let us conceal ourselves. mark: observe carefully.
[Hamlet and Horatio step aside
and observe.]
LAERTES
223 What ceremony else?
HAMLET
224 That is Laertes, a very noble youth: mark.
LAERTES
225 What ceremony else?
Priest
226 Her obsequies have been as far enlarged
226. obsequies: funeral rites.
227 As we have warranty: her death was doubtful;
227. doubtful: i.e., suspected to be suicide.
228 And, but that great command o'ersways the order,
228. but . . . order: i.e., but for the king's command overruling the customary procedure.
229 She should in ground unsanctified have lodged
230 Till the last trumpet: for charitable prayers,
230. for: instead of.
231 Shards, flints and pebbles should be thrown on her;
231. Shards: broken bits of pottery.
232 Yet here she is allow'd her virgin crants,
232. allow'd: permitted to have. virgin crants: garland signifying that the deceased was a virgin.
233 Her maiden strewments and the bringing home
234 Of bell and burial.
233-234. maiden strewments: flowers scattered on the grave of an unmarried girl. bringing home / Of bell and burial: i.e., burial in consecrated ground, with the bell tolling.
LAERTES
235 Must there no more be done?
Priest
No more be done!
236 We should profane the service of the dead
237 To sing a requiem and such rest to her
237. requiem: dirge.
238 As to peace-parted souls.
LAERTES
Lay her i' the earth:
239 And from her fair and unpolluted flesh
240 May violets spring! I tell thee, churlish priest,
241 A ministering angel shall my sister be,
242 When thou liest howling.
HAMLET
What, the fair Ophelia!
QUEEN
243 Sweets to the sweet: farewell!
243. Sweets to the sweet: i.e., sweet flowers to sweet Ophelia.
244 I hop'd thou shouldst have been my Hamlet's wife.
245 I thought thy bride-bed to have deck'd, sweet maid,
245. deck'd: strewn with flowers.
246 And not have strew'd thy grave.
LAERTES
O, treble woe
247 Fall ten times treble on that cursed head,
247. that cursed head: i.e., Hamlet's head.
248 Whose wicked deed thy most ingenious sense
249 Deprived thee of! Hold off the earth awhile,
248-249. wicked deed: i.e., Hamlet's killing of Ophelia's father, Polonius. most ingenious sense: brilliant intelligence. Hold off the earth: i.e., don't shovel dirt into this grave.
250 Till I have caught her once more in mine arms:
[Leaps into the grave.]
 | "Now pile your dust upon the quick and dead" |
251 Now pile your dust upon the quick and dead,
252 Till of this flat a mountain you have made,
253 To o'ertop old Pelion, or the skyish head
254 Of blue Olympus.
253-254. Pelion, Olympus: famous mountains in Greece.
HAMLET [Coming forward.]
What is he whose grief
255 Bears such an emphasis? whose phrase of sorrow
255. Bears . . . emphasis: i.e., is proclaimed so melodramatically. phrase of sorrow: expression of sorrow.
256 Conjures the wand'ring stars, and makes them stand
256. Conjures: puts a spell upon. stand: stand still.
257 Like wonder-wounded hearers? This is I,
258 Hamlet the Dane.
258. the Dane: —This normally signifies the King, and King Claudius uses it to refer to himself in Act 1, Scene 2, line 44.
[Leaps into the grave.]
LAERTES
259 The devil take thy soul!
[Grappling with him.]
HAMLET
Thou pray'st not well.
260 I prithee, take thy fingers from my throat;
261 For, though I am not splenitive and rash,
261. splenitive: full of spleen, quick-tempered.
262 Yet have I something in me dangerous,
263 Which let thy wisdom fear: hold off thy hand.
KING
264 Pluck them asunder.
QUEEN
Hamlet, Hamlet!
All
Gentlemen—
HORATIO
265 Good my lord, be quiet.
265. be quiet: calm down.
[They are parted and come out of
the grave.]
HAMLET
266 Why, I will fight with him upon this theme
267 Until my eyelids will no longer wag.
QUEEN
268 O my son, what theme?
HAMLET
269 I loved Ophelia. Forty thousand brothers
270 Could not, with all their quantity of love,
271 Make up my sum. What wilt thou do for her?
KING
272 O, he is mad, Laertes.
QUEEN
273 For love of God, forbear him.
273. forbear him: leave him [Hamlet] alone. I think that Laertes is being held back from attacking Hamlet.
HAMLET
274 'Swounds, show me what thou'lt do:
274. 'Swounds: This was a common exclamation originally meaning "by His [Christ's] wounds." thou'lt: thou wilt, you will.
275 Woo't weep? woo't fight? woo't fast? woo't tear thyself?
275. Woo't: wilt thou; will you.
276 Woo't drink up eisel? eat a crocodile?
276. eisel: vinegar.
277 I'll do't. Dost thou come here to whine?
278 To outface me with leaping in her grave?
279 Be buried quick with her, and so will I:
279. quick: alive.
280 And, if thou prate of mountains, let them throw
280. if thou prate of mountains: if you babble on about mountains.
281 Millions of acres on us, till our ground,
282 Singeing his pate against the burning zone,
282. his pate: its head, i.e., top. burning zone: sphere of the sun; the sun's orbit.
283 Make Ossa like a wart! Nay, an thou'lt mouth,
283. Ossa: another mountain in Greece, near Pelion and Olympus. an thoul't mouth: if you will talk bombastically.
284 I'll rant as well as thou.
QUEEN
This is mere madness:
285 And thus awhile the fit will work on him;
286 Anon, as patient as the female dove,
286. patient: calm.
287 When that her golden couplets are disclosed,
287. golden couplets: pair of chicks, covered with yellow down. disclosed: hatched.
288 His silence will sit drooping.
HAMLET
Hear you, sir;
289 What is the reason that you use me thus?
290 I loved you ever: but it is no matter;
291 Let Hercules himself do what he may,
291-292. Let Hercules himself do what he may, / The cat will mew and dog will have his day: i.e., no matter what a hero does, foolish people will insist on calling attention to themselves.
292 The cat will mew and dog will have his day. Exit.
KING
293 I pray you, good Horatio, wait upon him.
[Exit] Horatio.
[To Laertes.]
294 Strengthen your patience in our last night's speech;
294. Strengthen . . . speech: i.e., get control of yourself by recalling the conversation we had last night.
295 We'll put the matter to the present push.
295. the matter: i.e., the plot to kill Hamlet in a fencing match. present push: immediate test.
296 Good Gertrude, set some watch over your son.
297 This grave shall have a living monument:
297. living monument: enduring memorial; i.e., the death of Hamlet.
298 An hour of quiet shortly shall we see;
299 Till then, in patience our proceeding be.
298-299. An hour ... proceeding be: i.e., Hamlet will soon calm down (and so can be talked into taking part in the fencing match); until then, we just need to be patient.
Exeunt.